May 18
Lewis Hamilton Teaching Beyonce
Posted by DCRUMORS on Monday May 18, 2009 Under Beyoncé Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange Knowles
Lewis Hamilton may have found one formula to stop his halo slipping at Sunday’s Monaco Grand Prix – teaching Beyonce to drive like a pro.
The world champ has been steering the bootilicious babe and her hubby Jay-Z around the course since their arrival from the Cannes Film Festival.
They had been supporting Bey’s little sister Solange at the exclusive VIP Rooms.
But in the race, the speed-mad couple will now only have eyes for Lew.
An insider said: “Beyonce’s so excited to be learning from him.
And Jay’s even worse. He’s ready to put on his helmet and get in the fast lane himself.”
But in the race, the speed-mad couple will now only have eyes for Lew.
An insider said: “Beyonce’s so excited to be learning from him.
And Jay’s even worse. He’s ready to put on his helmet and get in the fast lane himself.”
May 18th, 2009 at 6:46 am
May they crash and burn.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:05 am
YAWN
YAWN
YAWN
LMFAOOOO
IS THIS BEYAWNSAY’S WAY OF EVOLVING????
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 18th, 2009 at 8:38 am
they try too damn hard…no matter what it is they will be there trying too damn hard and making people care even less.
May 18th, 2009 at 11:25 am
these two are pathetic. really pathetic. and i bet any money beyonces fucking hamilton to.
May 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
teaching her how to drive lord have mercy on me he need to teach her how to talk
May 18th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I Would luv to be a fly in that car seeing Lewis getting fustrated at giving Beyonce instructions can you imagine.. left hand brake.. left now turn right right this way lol
May 18th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
uh, who cares. But he is fine!!! woo chile he looks good.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
^^^^
yess..Aaliyah’s ‘hot like fire’ game proper! lawd ham mercy.
I know we need to hit up miss J. Alexander next to show her how to properly dress and show her how a lady carries herself when off the runway.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@ sam
for the lessons..she probably is…she’s been looking pretty broke these days.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Ummm he looks gay.
May 18th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
LMAO @ 14:30!!!!!!!!!! *DEAD* Rotflmao! I can picture it!
Lewis : Okay Beyonce. Let’s start with the basics. The brake is the larger pedal and the smaller one is the gas pedal. Here are the three mirrors you need to look at while you driving at all time. Now let’s talk about the turning signals…..
( Lewis gets’s cut off)
Beyonce: Awaaaaaaaah my Goodnessesesss Lewis…. I nevah been in a caraaah driwiveing before!I all wayssses had a problum with drivwing on my own. You know I can be multifacdedeededed with learning to driwiveeeee with you. Now Lewwwwwus what’s this big round thing in front of meee. Is it a new…….. accessssssssssoreee to makeca the car look pretty?
Lewis: *deer in highlights* Ah Beyonce it is called the steering wheel. Where you can control the cars movements and direction.
Beyonce: Ohhhhh I knewwwwwwww that. Yo know I’maaa soooooo happy to be the first Africian American woman to be trainnnnnnduduh by you! I need to scratch that out my icon lissssssssssssssssssssssssssst!
Lewis: ( thinking what the f*ck I got myself into!)
OKAY SO THE BREAKING NEWS IS…HE IS TEACHING HER TO DRIVE????
THAT IS NOT NEWS!??????????
BEYONCE EVOLVING AND GETTING IN TUNE WITH THE MODERN WORLD TO DRIVE!
GTFO!
LMAO… HELL IF IT WAS HE WAS TEACHING HER TO PRONOUNCATE VOWELS AND CONTANTS RIGHT AND LEARN HER ABCS AND GET RID OF HER COUNTRYFIED ACCENT SOUNDING LIKE A BOIL EGG IN HER MOUTH WHILE SHE TALKING THEN…. NOW THAT BE NEWS!!!!!
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL A BOUT IT BEYONCE CAN SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH!
SOULGIRL THIS POST IS HILARIOUS TO ME. WTF DO BEYONCE THINK THIS IS NEWS?
~FEDUP~