May 11
Beyonce to play Ella Fitzgerald?
Posted by DCRUMORS on Monday May 11, 2009 Under Beyoncé Knowles
No, No, No, No!!!!!!!!
Rumours are swirling that Beyonce is thinking about playing Ella F. I feel so strongly that this would be a bad move for Beyonce. You already played Diana Ross… then Etta James and now Ella? NO BEYONCE…NO!
May 11th, 2009 at 7:31 am
YES BEY YES
DIS GONNA GIT U DAT OSCAR FO SHURE!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBzJ2iRnpMQ
May 11th, 2009 at 7:45 am
^^^beyonce..didn’t tina tell you to go to bed?
May 11th, 2009 at 10:09 am
I also heard Chrisette Michele would like to play the role. So if Bee-dad doesn’t already have his ‘sticky’ (for lack of a worser word) fingers in the rights yet, she may be able to, at least, audition for the role.
~MrTavMarie
May 11th, 2009 at 10:14 am
chrisette would be a good one…her voice actually fits the part
May 11th, 2009 at 10:48 am
I think they both need to sit down and let Jill Scott, Angie Stone, or Queen Latifah play the part. Beyonce cannot act and someone really needs to say it in a very public way. This girl is terrible.
May 11th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Beyonce must chant **precious, I must have my precious ‘Oscar’**
Another black icon on the list of victims for Beyonce to massacre with her sub-par acting. Bless her heart she thinks playing an icon will make her one. Bless her heart.
May 11th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
How many films is this women set to do Angela Davies,Superwoman, Eartha Kit when is she retiring for petes sake
May 11th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
her desperation is why she will never be an icon…no one seeks her out…she seeks out attention.
May 11th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
STAR TREK MADE 76.5 MILLION DOLLARS THS WEEKEND; 76.5 MILLION! WHAT DID OBESSED MAKE? OH WAIT A MINUTE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEYONCES FLOP OF A MOVIE ANYWAY *CRICKETS*
HA HA HA YOU FAILED BEYONCE
OH AND WULVERINE KICKED OBSESSEDS ASS TO!
May 11th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
LOL!! ^^^ Yep. Saw both Wolverine and Star Trek. They both kicked her and that front lace out of the box office and into deep space! I think the black girl that played Uhura was great and wayyyyyyy more easier on the eyes and ears than bee. I don’t know how many times i can say this but bee as Ella, HELL FUCK NO! Okay, she’s lucky not to have gotten beat down by Etta…yet..but to disgrace a woman who posessed talent of cosmic porportions that is also deceased being played by this tired woman is a DISGRACE. Ella was pushed aside in her day as being a black woman, bee REFUSES to even take a break let alone be ignored by the public and is too ashamed to be BLACK or have DARK SKIN like you and me. So whos next Stevie Wonder, Areatha?? NO NO! Daddy is making sure she doesn’t pull another Dreamgirls moment and get outshone in the oscars and the film makers should protect her legacy (Ella’s) and remain true to the art of film by giving the role to someone who is hardworking, credible, can annunciate and into their work and have a TRUE passion for being an actress and don’t see being on the stage as just an acolade and not out to just get credibility off of someone else.
May 11th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
^^ like beyslut.
May 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Maybe she’ll get some acting lessons this time…..OKKK, maybe not! But keeping fingers crossed that she will….maybe not…I still need to type!
GET SOME LESSONS BEY!!! PLEASE!!! but you won’t.
May 11th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
HMMMMMMMMMMM I wonder if a movie were made about Beyonce. What would it be about?
May 11th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
@ladyk1984 well the movie would not be truthful….they will try to make her life seem like a fairy tale. She will be the fairest in the land and Latavia, Letoya, and Farrah will be the evil step sisters. It would be so corny I don’t know what in the world Jay will be cause I know he ain’t no Prince Charming. Solange will be the person in the iron mask….cause they really won’t to keep her from the land of the living….in the dungeon.
May 11th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Bey,
Back off of Ella Ftzgerald an Eartha Kitt,OK. These were some powerfully talented ladies who would role over in there graves if they knew some mediocore media ho like you would fuck up their lives on screen.
Taraji P Henson should be a shoe in for Eartha Kitt. She is a fine actress and they have very similar features. You cannot compete with Taraji, face it, dummy.
So that leaves th question – what movie roles can you play? I have a few ideas to share with you:
She Ain’t No Devil Woman, She’s My Mamma
My Daddy, My Pimp
The Baby in the Basement
The Life of a Media Ho
Edjakashun: Whoo neads a Edjakashun
May 11th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Beowulf,
You fucked up Dianna Ross in Dreangirls (Jennifer Hudsonn got the Oscar for that one and you were the “star”.) Hahaha.You made Etta James so mad that she threatened to kick your flat ass. Are you stupid or something? Can’t let go of the fact that J-Hud won the Oscar in YOUR movie. You are not Oscar material cause YOUR DIMWITTED ASS CAN’T ACT!! Accept it and move on.
BTW, I thought your dumb ass was taking a long vacation.
May 11th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
*edit*
ROFLMAO @ you guys!! Okay here is just a FEW movies Bey would qualify for:
Fakey Got Fingered
Queen of the Shams
I Know what you did in my Husband’s Hummer
Escape to Weave Mountain
Deliverance
Too Wong Foo Thanks for everything Janet Jackson
and they should all be rated ‘R’ for retarded! LOL!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
has anyone thought that jennifer hudson was given an oscar not only for her performance but also to spite beyonce for her bad behavior?
May 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
@kystakxlyte:
LMBAO!!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@kystakxlyte:
“rated ‘R’ for retarded.” *dead*
“Dude, where’s my Lacefront?”
“I STILL know what you did in my Husband’s Hummer”-the sequel
“Fierce Intentions” – Beyonce and Reese Witherspoon make out
~MrTavMarie
May 11th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I got a few movies too:
dumb and dumber III-her and solange
SAW my neck down-that neck is too long
WALL-Bey-she’s a robot
Losing Daniel-it’s for Solange she wants your son
Liar Liar-cause all Bey does is lie
Angels and Demons-Ex members of D.C.=angels and Bey is the demon
May 11th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Beyonce is a joke told by Matty Cain said…
Oh my god I am rolling on the floor. I got one
1.Scary movie
2.I know what your weave look like last summer
3.Over my Dead Body- pimp daddy Knowles edition
4.Friday- crack edition with pimp daddy Knowles and tacky Tina
5. puff puff pass- pimp daddy knowles
May 12th, 2009 at 5:14 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!These Movie Titles are funny as hell.
May 12th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
LMFAO!!!!! OMG!! Ya’ll are off the chain!! LOL!! okay okay last ones I PROMISE!! LMFAO!! I just can’t stop… its so much fun!
Whats love got to do with it 2- The story based on her relationships with everyone from her stans to her family to Jay ect.. she can bomb the hell out of that remake!
How Etta Got her Wig back
The devil wears Dereon
My big Fat Fake Wedding
Honey I blew up the Butt pads
Dummy Dearest
Whack to the Future (about her swag jacking)
Illegally Blonde
and the movie that featured ‘Diva’ in its sound track
Hoes in the Hood..
she may even land herself a role as a bond girl…
agent 007 Weave Bond..
May 12th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Damn, You are funny as hell!!!!!!!
May 12th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Okay, okay here’s some more:
Sea Biscuit-obvious the horse hair
Roots-cause they are always nappy
Shallow Bey-it’s obvious
Jungle Weava-cause that weave is sometimes busted
Deep Blue Bey-she’s depressed
Riding Mr. Camel-it’s obvious
Bum Dog Looking Millionaire-cause her husband looks a hot mess
Lean On Bey-cause her whole family depends on her
This is some fun stuff,LMAO!!!!
May 12th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
OMG just one more:
1. 10,000 B.C.- her birth year
2. Night At The Mausoleum-cause her concert is dead
3. Thinner-cause that’s what she wants to be
4. I Now Pronouce You Giraffe and Camel-their marriage is a hoax
May 12th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
*dead* @ Bum Dog Lookin Millionare& Jungle Weava!! YEAH!! They can do like a wild life documentary of like all the critters that live on her scalp and in her weave like on Nat. Geographic! ROFL!!! Damn I wish i had photoshop i'd remake those movie posters!
May 12th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
@krystalxlyte that would be too hilarious if you had photoshop. Maybe we need to tell the mod to hook us up with a littl photoshop those movie posters. If she does this I know I would flatline real quick.
May 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
^^^^^^ROFL!! I know. If I could get some pics of her wigless and Jay we’d be in the business! I know there’s a site that sort of works like photoshop http://aviary.com/
I’m gonna email her to see if she will make a section on the blog for all her movies dedicated to the biggest DC bitch and we’ll title that section FLOPbuster Video.
May 13th, 2009 at 8:19 am
@krystalxlyte LMAO!!!! Flopbuster Video LOL!!!! Please email her, please. Dang that will be some funny stuff and yes she is the biggest DC bitch not only according to the polls but it’s a fact.
May 13th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I sure hope this isn’t true. The legacy of these women, Eartha Kitt, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, Angela Davis, etc should be cherished. Anyone portraying them in movies are to do so for the shear honor of honoring such icons and will take the time to improve thier acting skills no matter how seasoned they may be because they want to do that person justice. Not just to win. She is not interested in acting. She just wants to win the Oscar. The fact that JHud won is still eating away at her. Sad. I have even read about her being interested in Broadway. Broadway? She would be eaten alive in reviews.